05:30 – Snooze alarm
06:05 – Drag self out of bed
06:23 – Put on new black super sexy boots
06:25 – New black super sexy boots are killing me
07:53 – New black super sexy boots are still killing me
O.M.G. What is it with women? What the fuck is wrong with woman?! Why do we torture ourselves with heels up to our asses? Ok…it’s not SUCH a high heel, but I’ve been living in flats for years, now THIS.
Sure, these shoes look HOT. I <3 how they look, but I'm sure the expression on my face everytime I stand up is seriously negating my 'look'. I have a question for the ladies out there…can your feet really get used to this? I think it is highly unlikely.
I initially intended to wear the boots to church tonight as well, but I don’t know if I’m going to make it.
Luckily I sit on my ass at work all day and I am not really required to walk around much, but at church I have to stand through the hymns (which have doubled for me as a choir member) and prayers which may prove to be a little more difficult than I anticipated.
On that I would like to answer a question that Peas On Toast posed on her blog post today:
The answer is NO, Peas. NO! It will make your day THAT much more difficult! Admin requires pyjamas and fluffy pink slippers with butterflies on.