Christmas is sneaking up on us…

A colleague of mine told me this morning her doctor told her it takes 6 weeks for your body to recover from a pregnancy. So I can only assume that my uterus is aching because it’s squeezing back into my pelvis. I wish I could tell it not to bother since I’m hoping it will move back up again soon! (Sorry guy readers, if there are any of you. I’m sure you just love hearing about my uterus)

Rudi seems to be hell bent on my uterus migrating upwards as well. Either that or he is eating oysters on the sly. He has been really frisky of late…I almost want to tell him to save it for when the time is right…but I’m not even sure when that is, so I might as well enjoy indulging him.

My grandfather has decided he wants a denim shirt for Christmas. I really hope I can find one for him. It’s difficult finding something that isn’t exactly in fashion. I’m going to buy my grandmother the floorwiz mop. She still uses an old spaghetti mop and it’s really bad for her back which she already needs further surgery on (which she refuses to go for). My grandfather promised to help her mop the floors if she has a decent mop.

My landlady has left colour samples in our post box (I only received the mail this morning, so I haven’t seen them yet) and is sending someone out to do a quotation tomorrow while the housekeeper is there. I can’t wait to see the colours she has chosen. I hope these quotations mean they’re coming to paint soon!

I better pull finger and go and work!